So, Donald. Have you been to Aberdeen before? Of course you have. So you'll know that it's gie windy up there on the sand dunes.
Which begs the question. Is there no-one in your inner circle of friends with enough balls to tell you your hair is fucking ridiculous?
Get it cut. You look like a twat.
Oh hold on, it might not be the hair.
They may take you seriously in the US, but over here, trust me, they will rip you to fucking shreds - I'm already importing Trump wigs from China which I believe maybe the saving grace to the banking system in Scotland. Possibly the whole nation's debt.
You can ride into the capital with me as the great saviour - but not with that *Barnet.
No way.
*Barnet Fair - hair
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